Meet the Heroes
You'd have to go elsewhere for that, but here's who plays in the band:
HANK
(peculiar odors)
Superpower: BALL!!!
Fun Fact: The only one of us who consistently knows where to go.
ANNE
(superheroine vocals)
Superpower: empathic snacking
Fun Fact: Her home planet misses her terribly. But she calls often.
DAVE
(morally compromised guitar & vocals)
Superpower: remote crop dusting
Fun Fact: Flunked finger painting. Special weakness to fudge.
CINDY
(keyboards & space shuttle maintenance)
Superpower: chocolate!
Fun Fact: Once measured the largest ball of string.
JOHN
(subversive bass)
Superpower: horse whispering in tongues
Fun Fact: Just don't mention jello.
SCOTT
(seditious thumpy stuff)
Superpower: rotary dialing
Fun Fact: Inventor of the nostril hair braiding machine.
Whoa! COOL. Costa Rica.
We've never played there.
Contact the Heroes
There could be Lycra in your neighborhood!